About
Aka: Hea, Bee
Age: 36
Pronouns: she, her
Zodiac: Virgo sun, Aquarius moon, Aquarius rising
Responsible. Thorough. Meticulous. Observant. Detached. Rational. Prone to abstraction.
Ennegram: 9w1, the dreamer
Former Lives: Saleslady, baker, factory worker, barista
Currently: Stay at home wife in between jobs

I have long curtain bangs and shoulder length brown hair. It's usually in a claw clip because I live on the surface of the sun and I hate the feeling of sweaty hair. My eyes are also brown, unless I have grey circle lenses in. Despite avoiding the sun like I'm paid to, I have year-round freckles on my face, shoulders, and arms.

My wardrobe is comprised of pullover sweatshirts, baggy t-shirts, flared jeans, Nike shorts, Lululemon skorts, simple dresses, and leggings. I am firmly the "no socks, wears shoes as little as possible" kind of autist; I was that kid with the grocery store feet, my bad.

I am taller than the average American woman (5'10") and am often mistaken for being in my early twenties, to which I blame the autism equate to my whimsy, hehe.

lollyrots?
It's a riff on "Lollirot", which is a song that was released in 1997 by the American Alt-Rock band Jack Off Jill. I like to interpret it as the two halves of my personality: lolly (high femme) and rot (alt-ish). Sorry ma, it wasn't a phase.

You can find me using lollyrots on:
bluesky | bnet | steam (not adding)

likes
pastel and bubblegum pink
kawaii culture
music! (k-pop, metal, screamo, djent)
hoarding stationary
fresh (cat-friendly) flowers
going on adventures with my husband
sanrio (especially kuromi!)
resident evil / biohazard
wintertime
monster high
stim putty and slime
my shitbox car ♥
STICKERS!
J winning me new plushie friends from claw machines

dislikes
running
overly familiar people
most dogs, sorry!
sensory nightmares
people who base their personalities on memes
team based games
forced socialization
the laundry (a Sisyphean task)
summertime
alcohol (everything about it gives me the ick)
waiting
when people don't get my sense of humour
girl.exe
Hello, I'm H! I am a millennial who grew up online. I was a March 2025 bride who married her high school sweetheart, J. We are the proud pawrents of Claire and Samara, our tabby terrors. I dabble in several hobbies, but I'm not particularly talented at any of them. That's okay! I my ordinary life.

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